Well now that this whole Manti Te’o kerfuffle has gone full bloom I’m starting to wonder what exactly in my life needs to be double checked.

  • My Broken Computer – Did it ever really work or was that a very prolonged intricate dream?
  • Dentists – I’ve always been very skeptical of their supposed mastery over all things mouth. Could be charlatans.
  • Air – You can’t see it.
  • Deodorant/Antiperspirant – I certainly still sweat on basically all occasions…
  • The Internet – It’s almost too big and wild to entertain the idea of it being a real thing.
  • The Sun – Could be just a big flashlight that some guy walks along the top of our earth dome in a big circle.
  • Space and Space Travel – Exactly like “The Internet”.
  • Argo – Have you seen the movie? I haven’t. Just sayin.
  • Canada – I’ve never been there. Same thing goes for New England now that I think about it.
  • Homeland being a good show – Could be a product of media oversaturation. Check that. Definitely a product of media oversaturation.
  • Smoking on Planes – That particular ban has always been a little fishy.
  • Mercury Poisoning – Maybe it gives you special powers and The Government is scared to think of the possibilities.
  • Seasons – It was damn near 60 in NYC the other day…
  • The Mainstream Media having any sort of tenuous grasp on what it takes to do real journalism (excepting Timothy Burke and Jack Dickey).
  • The IRS – Who’s really checking on whether we pay our taxes? Maybe no one?
  • My Current Headache – Who’s to say I don’t feel great right now?
  • My Lack of a Girlfriend – Maybe I actually do have one and I didn’t know?!?!
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