Nike is playing with my heart
Sweatshop enthusiasts and Michael Jordan rectum cleaners NIKE have proven that scientists can recreate the technology unfurled in the classic Back II the Future series. Film buffs will recall that Marty traveled to 2015 to impersonate his loser son into declining Griff’s invitation to do a robbery; thus disrupting the space-time-continuum.
Now if only they could replicate the flux capacitor, which we all know is what makes time-travel work:
If you are holding heavy, and have about $75,200 beans to drop on a pair of these limited edition kicks, do it. You only live once, and god only knows how long it will take for them to finally release a hoverboard!
Get with it Mattel!
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