Michael Vick is rich enough now to have you killed
Michael Vick has reportedly signed a new six-year contraction extension worth an estimated $100 million with close to $40 million in guaranteed money, according to ESPN leprechaun-demon Adam Schefter. The money will likely pay off Vick’s creditors, and also give him the opportunity to hunt-and-kill the greatest animal in the entire kingdom; man. The DoD loves a good comeback and we salute you, sir.
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