Braylon Edwards is a criminal mastermind
It used to be that people only thought Braylon Edwards was dangerous on his way from the bar, rather then inside the bar. Unless you were a handsome fella. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Now it appears that that belief, like Braylon’s belief that he’s worth top-wide-out money, were sadly mistaken.
Sunday, Edwards was allegedly at the South Bar in Birmingham. Reportedly two people in his entourage were arrested after roughing up some employees around two o’clock in the morning.
Around that same time, Edwards tweeted, “Damn. Get ya knuckles ready” and “Don’t fight if. You don’t know how.”
We’re told the group of friends Edwards was with got into an argument with an employee at the nighttime hot spot that eventually spilled into the kitchen. There one worker was sliced with a knife requiring 14 stitches. Another was attacked with a fork.
Two people in police custody are expected to be arraigned sometime on Tuesday.
Edwards is now claiming on his twitter page that someone took his phone during the time of the attempted murder, and thankfully he has deleted those tweets. Thank goodness, because Braylon’s still on probation. “Case closed,” I imagine Detroit law enforcement saying satisfactorily as they leave the scene of the crime shortly after checking their twitter feeds.
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