Tito Ortiz will try to kill you with his big fancy car
Overrated light heavyweight PPV viewer spoiler and washed up porn-star repository Tito Ortiz managed to overcome enormous odds to defeat Ryan Bader in just 146 seconds at UFC 132, indirectly contributing to the black eye that Turd’s roommate received after a drunken tussle over who finished the Cookie Crisp, the cereal of the gods.
Not content to ruin just our PPV-viewing lives; Ortiz is now feeling bold; specifically crashing his fancy Rolls Royce Phantom into…some other car.
I gotta be honest, I didn’t even read this article:
It all went down near a Denny’s restaurant Sunday afternoon. It’s unclear who was at fault, but Tito was seen shaking hands with one of the people involved in the wreck moments after the collision.
A short time later, Tito tweeted about the crash — and when asked if insurance would cover the damages, he replied, “Nope, it will come out of my pocket. Sucks.”
He added, “I cried a little because it’s my favorite car but it will be new in no time.”
I think the biggest story in all of this is that Ortiz is indeed a crier.
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