Lars Ulrich Is A Douchebag And Why Metallica Shouldn’t Play Soccer
There’s no need to touch the first part of that. It’s an accepted fact that Lars Ulrich is a waste of space. Many would call it a posteriori knowledge based on years of shows, interviews and a painful movie. I would venture to say that it’s a priori. Experience and evidence be damned.
What does Lars have to do with Metallica playing soccer? Nothing. Kirk Hammett on the other hand…
Hammett could definitely start for Qatar’s national team. Gotta love how he looked back and kept on moving. “Shit, that’s probably Lars’ kid. Maybe he’ll feel that like a Crimson Twin.”
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