Comments on: Tony Reali Takes His Intramural Soccer Very, Very Seriously

By: Rory

Rory — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:18:12 +0000

I though co-ed sports only applied to sports that required heavy drinking like softball or kickball. Not taking any sides here but will pose the same question others have – coed-soccer – really? Are you a naked troll? The sun set on those t-shirts a long time ago.

I can only say that if I were a celebrity of any consonant status I would not play against girls unless I was getting paid.

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[...] Fans of Pardon the Interruption and people that watch Around the Horn (because I don’t think anyone actually likes that show) know the name Tony Reali. Well, turns out that he’s a bit of a total douche. (Deuce of Davenport) [...]

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:00:44 +0000

Kelaine/GirlsthatCrysuck (same poster) is quite the misogynist asshole, isn’t he? He hates women so goddamn much he posted his hatred spiel twice under separate names.

By: Quadruple Hoya

Quadruple Hoya — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:12:16 +0000

I can also corroborate that Tony was never a member of the Swift Boat Campaign he often tells people he spent time with.

By: Triple Hoya

Triple Hoya — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:44:35 +0000

I can corroborate the poor sportsmanship aspect. I played in a social-league basketball game against State Boy. My team was ragtag – we couldn’t afford “fancy jerseys” with “numbers printed on the back” and similar amenities. So, we resorted to the best fix – taping numbers on the back of our t-shirts. As we got sweaty, the numbers would start to peel off.

At one point, the ref told us that if our numbers kept coming off, we’d be assessed technical fouls. Pretty weak ruling. But what was even weaker was when Stat Boy ran around ripping tape off our backs whenever refs weren’t looking from that point on.

He did a number of other egregious things, but this was the worst and most relevant.

By: Tito

Tito — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:38:18 +0000

This is why overcompetitive guys shouldn’t play in coed rec leagues. Stay classy Washington.

By: Guido Lover

Guido Lover — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:45:37 +0000

Wanted to chime in here – being italian (which you can’t help) doesn’t make you a dirty guido. Being an orange-skinned, super greasy spiky-haired, steroid-infused over the top buff, closeted semi-homosexual and fully homophobic, narcissitic egomaniacal douchebag makes you a dirty guido!!! At least that’s what one gathers from browsing the internet or watching TV!

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:34:48 +0000

I’m not an expert on co-ed leagues, but if they match their guys against your girls, aren’t your guys playing their girls? Were their girls just that much better? If the guys were blowing past your female defense, aren’t their females on defense instead of playing them on offense against you. It sounds like each team was running the same setup. Just seems like sour grapes to me, even the times he may or may not have been friendly are turned into assumed condescension. It’s possible he’s a dick, but this sure sounds like a load of crap to me.

By: DeJordy

DeJordy — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:28:38 +0000

Isn’t intramural reserved for college? I think “amateur” is the applicable term

By: Sweet Bobby

Sweet Bobby — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:19:40 +0000

Hypothesis: Tony Reali was playing one on one against a girl. This is unfair.

Assumptions:
1. Both teams must field same number of men and women.
2. Tony Reali is a man. Tits McGee is a woman.

Logic:
1. Tony Reali is playing one-on-one with Tits McGee.
2. If number of men and women in field for each team is equal, it must be true that there is one man from Ms. McGee’s team playing one-on-one with a woman from Mr. Reali’s team.

Conclusion:
Tits McGee doesn’t make sense in her quest for internet glory.

Also, last I checked, women have the edge in soccer when it comes to the USA (2 World Cup titles for women, 9 laughable attempts for the men). So if anything, Reali was being magnanimous.