“Oooh baby, the best fans in the world are right here!” Really, Dickie? The best a crowd can do is yell “Woo!” or “Come on!”? He must get a hard-on for the “Inspiration, perspiration!” chant at Cameron.

Most American sports fans have no creativity or spontaneity when it comes to supporting their teams. What’s one of the best known cheers in the NFL? “J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!” Is that the best we can do? Oh wait, we can also hold up a “D” and a fence. Most people won’t make noise unless a scoreboard tells them to yell “Charge!” Let’s not talk about clapping on the beat. If I’m going to be told what to do or how to do it at a sporting event, I want a Korean in charge.

Now that’s direction I can believe in. Dae han min guk!!

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