You’ve probably seen the KHL (Russia) hockey fight from a couple weeks ago. In Soviet Russia, hockey fights you! The English saw this and didn’t want to be left out. After all, you can’t spell hooliganism without Millwall or West Ham. Here’s a full-on hockey brawl from the English hockey league. We didn’t know they had one either.
Panthers vs. Steelers? That sounds like an overrated Thursday Night Football game. If anyone sees a player with an XXXL jersey missing punches, let us know so we can dub him Sir Delhomme.
Chris Robinson minus the scruff and short shows up for…Wait, I mean James Iha. No, Tiny Tim
It was “Hear Come The Judge” time in Clark County as Tim Lincecum appeared to face marijuana possession charges. He managed to get off with a reduced drug paraphernalia charge and a $513 fine in addition to previously paid fines.
“I’ll try not to let this happen again,” Lincecum said, standing just a few feet in front of the judge in the cramped courtroom. “I just want to move forward and continue my life.”
At that, Lincecum’s attorney, Gary Metro, jumped in to profusely thank the judge for his handling of the case.
I’ll try to try my best on this one but I can’t promise anything. That’s the spirit! It would probably help if Lincecum didn’t show up in court looking strung out. Scott Weiland salutes his vigor.
Keith Tkachuk shouldn’t be surprised if he gets a call from a San Fernando Valley movie studio. Anyone willing to take a shot like this to the face needs to be on film.
20 members of a weight watchers in Sweeden were attending a meeting at their local clinic when the unexpected occurred, the floor buckled under the weight of them. They thought it was an earthquake, but no, just a fatquake.
“The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one Weight Watchers participant told the Smålandsposten newspaper. Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.
A freaking fatquake! If this happened here in the states you know there would’ve been all sorts of news coverage on this and how fat our nation has become as a whole. In reality, it probably was more of a structural problem than a weight problem, floors really shouldnt do that generally. But still, this event did allow me to create the term Fatquake and for that I am happy.
