Here’s your random WTF video of the day. Do what the trailer says and hide your mamas. Seriously, do it. Here’s Issac Hayes as starring as Truck Turner, a bounty hunter who don’t take no jive from any turkeys.

We brought you the story of the Arizona Cardinals’ Fart Box also known as Darnell Dockett back in January. He turned dropping ass into performance art in the Southwest. The Bears, on the other hand, aren’t about to let anyone shart or make a Jackson Pollock in Halas Hall.

Defensive tackle Anthony Adams detailed the Bears’ self-imposed system of fines in his Chicago Tribune blog. Falling asleep in a meeting is $20. Jumping offsides during a game is $100. The best fine may be $20 for farting.

“Mark Anderson might be the worst (gas-passer) ever. He takes these protein shakes, so he smells like little babies do. He’s the worst at getting the fines and then saying he didn’t do it. I know he got that fine for that extra shove in the Steelers game. He wouldn’t let anybody see how much it was. We don’t get him (an extra fine) for that. When the league gets you, we leave you alone.

I don’t get fines for (passing gas). I leave outside the meeting room and do my dirt.”

Fart Box ain’t scurred of no fine. He’ll kill a protein shake then drop a deuce at the drop of a fart.

Maybe we should go easy on Adams. Whatever Adams dropped made Eli give the Gas Face and fumble. That had to get the Fart Box seal of approval.

It’s obvious to observers of the beautiful game in the US that Freddy Adu wasted too much time screwing around in the MLS and finger banging JoJo. He should have gone to an Italian, Dutch or French soccer academy where he could have developed his game at a top level as opposed to starring in a league that doesn’t do anything for players of his age and raw, undeveloped skill.

Adu’s been unable to secure a starting place in Portugal or France let alone regular playing time. Could this be the end of the boy wonder? Four Four Two takes a look at the premature demise of Freddy Adu.

Take Giuseppe Rossi of Villareal. Not only does he start for a La Liga (Spain) team but he’s also made his way onto the Italian national team. No small feat for a kid from Teaneck, New Jersey. His parents sent him to Italy in his teens and the results speak for themselves.

Adu’s not finished yet but he needs to establish himself somewhere and fast as opportunity is quickly passing him by. If his run of poor form and bad luck continues, he won’t even be able to bag a Kardashian. It’s not all bad. He’ll always have Ja Rule.

It’s probably the rosé talking but Roger Federer knows how to rile up some neutrals. The last thing anyone wants is a crowd of aggro Swiss. Blame it on him if they go mental and hide more dictator assets. Check this video of him improvising a song about the “mighty” Swiss.

At least he’s dealing with French Swiss. If he was dealing with the Germans, they probably would have invaded San Marino and Andorra before annexing France.

Apparently Master Chief from Halo is a New Orleans Saints fan. Who knew?