Real Valladolid’s Secret Weapon Fail
Take the example of Real Valladolid. Good isn’t a term you would use when referring to the Castile and Leon team. Their greatest claim to fame is once being coached by the famous fat Spanish waiter, Rafa Benitez, who’s now one of 12 people not on the dole in Liverpool.
Bears are funny just like monkeys except they also maul people. However this bear turned out to be El Fracaso. Valencia smoked Valladolid 4-2 on Sunday. It’s unclear whether El Oso will feature in the Real Zaragoza match next Sunday. Rumor has it Zaragoza will sign a silverback from the Congo later this week. The team notes that he has a Spanish grandfather who they “discovered” an hour ago so any work visa issues should before the weekend.
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