If there was a cocaine snorting competition this chick would be the undisputed champion. If that is real…yeah she’s probably long gone from this earth by now.
Like the video says, everyone has a talent, this guy’s just talent just happens to be simultaneously incredibly awesome and amazingly vulgar. Paul Hunn is the world champion of burping. This man can burp so loud, its equal to standing next to a running chainsaw or a guitar amp with no ear protection. At 110 decibels, his burp is loud enough to actually cause hearing damage. Watch and be horrified…and jealous. Who didn’t want to be able to burp like this when you were 7, c’mon!
So here is a list: Jim Brown. Ernie Davis, Donovan McNabb
It’s hard to argue with the contention that Antonio Pitalua’s devastating knockout of Jose Reyes (Sorry, not the Met) is probably the best of the year.
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I jumped out of my chair and yelled “Oh my god!” when Pitalua connected with what used to be Reyes’ jaw. As Smokey would say, Reyes got knocked the fuck out. If there’s a better knockout making the rounds, we’d like to see it.
Don’t let those gay senior bowlers fool you. They may seem happy and harmless as they search for something to do besides talking about the old days and shitting themselves but cross them and they’ll get all Jesus on that ass. A 16 year old kid found that out the hard way when he tried to steal during senior league night.
The [purse owners], along with other bowlers from the senior league, blocked the 16-year-old’s escape through an exit on the building’s west side. When he ran toward the glass doors at the building’s front, league members were in hot and loud pursuit.“A bunch of the senior ladies and senior men started hollering at him and chased him,” Johnson said. “That’s when Steve, my son, kind of held him down.”
The center’s front door is sliding glass, and Johnson said that confused the thief long enough for his 22-year-old son to come at him from behind the counter and pin the parried purse-snatcher to the floor.
Several of the senior bowlers dog-piled the teen and held him until police arrived.
What is it with people getting confused by sliding glass these days?
