Dear Brett Favre
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 at
4:16 am
Today, you announced that you will remain retired and not join the Vikings to make up for the giant suckfest of a season that you had last year with the NY Jets. And while ESPN along with its Bristol chapter of the cult of Brett tried to make us believe that this was a story that we needed to care about… to be honest my man.,. we just wanted your announcement to end like this:
So please stop this chirade… and retire with what dignity you have left…
Filed under: Brett Favre • JFK • Lee Harvey Oswald • NY Jets
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What will ESPN talk about now? Poor Ed Werder.
He's in a lose-lose situation right now. If he stays retired, he'll be known for the crappy season he had last year, if he comes back, he'll be losing all his pride and coming back with little or no male parts left.