So, according to Draft Express.com the latest on the Jamison to the Cavs rumor that will never die is this: Antawn Jamison, Mike James and maybe the 5th pick in this years draft to the Cavs for Ben Wallace (retiring) and Sasha Pavlovic (non-guaranteed contract).

So, the Wizards dump one starter (a man that the owner highly respects and just re-signed to a 50 million dollar deal last season), one possible 6th man or starter (the 5th pick in the draft) and a bench player all for salary relief the Wizards don’t necessarily want since the owner said he didn’t care if he went over the salary cap the next season.

If you don’t believe this rumor has no basis in any real fact, check out this awesome post by Mike Prada over at Bullets Forever, “6 Reasons Why The Wizards Aren’t Looking To Cut Salary…“.

Just a silly rumor to get page hits really, I’m not even sure why I even linked to that crap. Maybe i’ll just make up some randomness to get more people to visit the Deuce.

Yes, I know you’ve eagerly been awaiting this year’s Toe Wrestling championships, so the Deuce is here to supply you with your podophilic fix. The winners of this year’s event are Lisa “Twinkle Toes” Shenton for the women and Alan “Nasty” Nash, the 6 time champion (who managed to win with an undisclosed broken foot in 2000) for the men. Take a gander at the video…it is a foot fetishist’s dream.

Via CNN

Ah the good old urine free days.

Do I come to your job and throw bottles of urine at you? I do if I’m a Nigerian soccer fan and your name is Jon Obi Mikel. The Chelsea midfielder got more than he bargained for when he watched the Eagles take on Kenya in a World Cup qualifier from the comfort of a VIP box.

Mikel and Everton defender Joseph Yobo missed two European friendlies after claiming they weren’t able to get visas to play in France and Ireland. Nigerian fans didn’t buy their flimsy excuses and showed their disapproval by throwing plastic bottles of urine at Mikel during the Kenya match. Yobo sat next to Mikel but there are no reports of him being hit by the piss missiles.

Mustafa has found a treasure of 80s WWF nostalgia all wrapped up in one awesome music video package. Its “If You Only Knew” the classic “We Are The World” of the World Wrestling Federation. Yes click the video below and you will be able to see Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Koko B. Ware, Jimmy Hart (who, by the way, has a tremendous voice) and more all belting out a tune detailing how they are going to kick your ass…if you only knew.

We at the Deuce are fans of some pretty horrible teams. Personally, I am a fan of the Wizards who finished 2nd to worst and the Nationals who are on pace for their 2nd season as the worst team in the majors. So its only fitting that I make a shirt that shows my displeasure…and now you can as well. Choose your size, choose your color and show your dismay at the product on the field by proudly proclaiming that “THIS TEAM SUCKS”!

Buy the shirt by clicking here or by clicking the t-shirt above. Also available in women’s sizes here. You can see all the (old) shirts we have in the store by clicking the link on the top left side of the screen or right here.