I’m Don “The Matador” Everest. You’ve seen me on TV, read my books, and heard about my success on the likes of Oprah. I have won more money betting on sports than Bush has put our country in debt. I did it with smart plays and UPSETS using my superior analysis and studying with the best in the business. Everyone says you cant win at sports betting, WRONG! I’ve been picking 75% spread winners since the age of 12, taking gumballs and baseball cards from my next door neighbors. They don’t call me “The Matador” for nothing–as the word suggests, I’m the bullfighter who will kill the bull.

I certainly may be new to the Deuce, but I’m not new to the world of sports betting. I’ve teamed up with the Deuce to provide readers with my select pick of the week. The sport of choice is……..College Football. You are going to get one game each week. I’ll post hours if not days before kick-off. I will keep detailed records of my picks so you will know how I am doing throughout the season. In the meantime, I’m studying my teams, coaches, weather patterns, and individual players. Shortly, I will release my Heisman prediction, National Champs, and Conference Champs. I just want you to remember, if you put your faith in me, this will be a journey that you will never forget.

Disclaimer:
This is meant for entertainment purposes, everything you just read is not true. Neither The Matador nor anyone associated with the Deuce accepts any responsibility whatsoever for any loss that may be sustained as a result of the use (or misuse) of The Matador’s posts, irrespective of how that loss might be sustained. The Matador or the Deuce does not guarantee winnings and cannot be held liable for losses resulting from the use of information obtained from here.
Warning:
Wagering can be very risky and users should only speculate with money that they can comfortably afford to lose or your significant other doesn’t know about and should ensure that the risks involved are fully understood, seeking advice if necessary. If you have a problem or you know a buddy who has a gambling problem, please seek help and/or call 1-800-GAMBLER.

This video isn’t sports related unless lighting oil spills on fire is your game. Our intrepid reporter begs the helicopter pilot for permission to have a smoke while filming an 80,000 ton crude oil spill. Let’s just say that hilarity ensues. It continues when the minister of shipping tries to explain “what had happened” on a talk show. Warning: some NSFW language.

via Fark and Root Cause Analysis Blog

“Go and wait for me in the big bed.” Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s 72 year old corrupt clown of a prime minister and owner of AC Milan is quickly becoming one of our favorite people to follow. Berlusconi (or Papi as the hoes call him) is under fire for flying models and prostitutes in from all over Italy and throwing parties at his house. He’s also in trouble for taking an 18 year old girl to school in the biblical sense. He calls himself her “little daddy teacher”. Does his limo turn into a gelato truck at 2:30 PM or whenever Italian kids get out of school? That’s worse than robbing the cradle. That’s robbing the uterus.

Yes, we’re on twitter now, finally, SO COME FOLLOW US. Now that our personal lives have settled down a bit, Mustafa and I, Chimpanzee Rage, are getting back into the flow of things and twittering. You can follow me @chimpanzeerage and Mustafa can be found @mredonkulous. Don’t make us have to resort to contests and such to get you linked up to us.

Yes…you really can turn anything into a competition. Check the video of this hot mess, you’ll see all the rules and what it takes for you to become the next sauna champion. Hot. You see what I did there? That is some subtle comedy. REAL subtle.