Tim Tebow didn’t declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft that passed this last weekend, so the good state of Florida can continue it’s love affair with the Heisman winning quarterback for one more year. One more sexy sexy year. Now ladies, you can show your support for the God fearing quarterback by wearing some Tebow inspired…undies. Naturally, they’re called Teebows.
See, they’ve got T’s on them and bows and they’re actually in the shape of a T and they’re in Florida’s colors! Its about the next best thing to getting a tramp stamp of his name above your crack!
Dennis Rodman has been ordered to pay, former Hard Rock Casino employee, 28 year old Sara Ure $225,000 for grabbing, forcing to dance and slappin’ that ass in front of her subordinates at the casino in March 2006. Apparently, Rodman didn’t think the lawsuit was worth his time and he never showed up in court, allowing U.S. District Court Judge Robert C. Jones to issue a default judgment against Rodman. Whoops, your bad yo.
That is one expensive dance and he didn’t even get to go into the champagne room! The horror!! Lets all hope he’s got the cash for this, otherwise, we’ll be seeing much more of him on tv than we already are on Celebrity Apprentice…oh wait, he got booted already? Hmm…well, he did win the $222,000 grand prize of the 2005 Celebrity Mole and did make countless millions in the NBA as a player so lets hope the guy has some of it left to pay this little thing off. If not, maybe he can make a sequel to Double Team?
Randy Moss Motorsports has gotten its first win. Yes, it is a strange day when we post about NASCAR Truck Racing, but ya know, its Randy Moss’ team so cut us a little slack. Mike Skinner was the driver who delivered RMM’s first win on the circuit last night despite wretched weather which caused two weather delays and a shortned race.
“We got us one. It’s just really, really cool,” Skinner said. “We have a lot of effort going on here to build this whole program at Randy Moss Motorsports. We’re just going to keep digging and hopefully we can get another one or two of these things before the year is out.”
Yes, one or two more wins. Way to reach for the stars Skinner. But really, what do I know about NASCAR? Nothing at all. I do know that this is probably a better investment of Randy’s money than say thoroughbred racing or something. I wonder if more players are going to try something like sponsoring a team in the future.
Not like Gilbert sponsoring a video game team, that is just crazy, I can just foresee someone like Albert Hayensworth buing into a NASCAR team with his 100 million dollar contract…just pray they’re more better than he is behind the wheel. It could be a new trend! I mean, Joe Gibbs has done pretty well with it, why not some more athletes! Screw that dying industry of horse racing or opening restaurants with your name on it that are doomed to fail, get in on the not as badly dying industry of automobile racing! GIT R DONE!! Or something…
Former Texas A&M quarterback and newly drafted Dallas Cowboy Stephen McGee apparently made a few enemies while in college and one of them was Texas Tech coach Mike Leach…who says that his A&M coaches didn’t much like him either.
When asked to comment on the Cowboys’ drafting McGee, Leach had this to say about the move:
“I’m happy for Stephen McGee,” Texas Tech coach Mike Leach said. “The Dallas Cowboys like him more than his coaches at A&M did.”
Well, it is possible he does like him and that isn’t some not so subtle backhanded slap at the young QB…but I doubt it. Maybe Leach is just bitter his QB Graham Harrell didn’t get drafted.
Tim Tebow didn’t declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft that passed this last weekend, so the good state of Florida can continue it’s love affair with the Heisman winning quarterback for one more year. One more sexy sexy year. Now ladies, you can show your support for the God fearing quarterback by wearing some Tebow inspired…undies. Naturally, they’re called Teebows.
