The Scarpar is a creation of some insane aussies who thought that sticking some tank like treads on a skateboard and hooking a motor up to it would be awesome. Well, turns out, they were right and it is pretty damn awesome. This thing can go anywhere except on water, well liquid water that is, not the frozen stuff. Off road, on road, hills, logs, snow, its your freakin skateboard for the next generation. It is…dare we say it…EXTREME SKATEBOARDING! Or somethin. Here’s some video if it in action. Watch it…IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT. ARRRRRGH!
This woman, Bette Calman of Melbourne, Australia, is 83 years old and still teaching yoga, which she has done for the past 40 years.
“You’re never too old,” Calman [said]. “The body is a remarkable instrument. It can stretch and stretch, and get better all the time.”
Here’s more of the flexi-granny
Why am I posting this you ask? Well because these are some freaky-ass pictures of course. That, and I know what you’re thinking…and God is not happy with you. You dirty freak.
Another big sporting event is coming along with the Kentucky Derby and Kenny Mayne and John McEnroe are back at their shtick again goofin around and helping to promote a healthy prostate. Last time they were all about the NCAA tourney now its all about horses of course. Actually, there are some decent facts in this video about the industry…horse racing that is, not sticking fingers up asses. Enjoy the video and if you’re old, do us all a favor, get yourself checked out why don’t you.
Pittsburgh Steelers first-round draft pick Evander “Ziggy” Hood spent his high school years serving food to customers at a Sonic in Amarillo, Texas. He did it while on roller skates.
“I could pretty much do everything, from flipping patties to car hopping, riding around on roller skates,” Hood said.
There’s nothing more dead sexy than a defensive lineman car hopping in short shorts and roller skates.
**Are there any Sonic restaurants in the NYC area? I see commercials for them all the time but I’ve never seen a Sonic.
Derek Fisher’s finally big time. He got himself a stalker. Really? That’s one step above stalking Andray Blatche. No, that’s wrong. Blatche stalks hookers.
Fisher convinced a court to issue a restraining order against Symone Fisher who he accuses of stalking him. All she did was send mix cds, emails and letters to him claiming to be his wife. There’s also the showing up at the Lakers’ El Segundo training facility thing. If God wants them to be together, who’s Fisher to argue? Symone changed her last name to Fisher so it must be real love. He gotta get it.
The Autumn Wind is no longer a pirate. It is no longer a Raider. It is a devastating nuclear wind that foreshadows a new axis of evil on the horizon. NFL fans can finally have it their way and combine their loves of football and Crocs. In the name of NFL Films, what marketing evil has the NFL wrought? The league has lost its damn mind.
Crocs are an abomination. When George Bush spoke about ridding the world of evil, he should have included Crocs along with the “terrorishts”. When you think of the one thing NFL fans are missing, Crocs don’t come to mind. If they do, ask someone to punch you in the larynx.
Maybe the winner on the left would rock the Crocs.
The Black Hole isn’t the same with Crocs. The correction clogs with a strap don’t imply malice and ill humor. They don’t say pillaging just for fun. They say “I can’t do clogs because I slide out of them when I look up.” Roger Goodell should have presented Darrius Heywood-Bey with Raider Crocs instead of a hat and jersey at the NFL Draft. They would have symbolized the breath-taking cauldron of buffoonery that is the Oakland Raider organization.
The NFL, Crocs and the Raiders along with every other team represented should be ashamed. The Bengals on Hard Knocks will make me feel better. The following will have to do until the premiere.
I don’t know nuthin’ bout no swine flu. All I know is that I got me some swine fever and I’m lovin’ it. Bacon up that sausage? Way ahead of you. On the other hand, Manchester United better know and be ready for some swine flu when they take on Arsenal in a Champions League semi-final match later today.
Arsenal travel to Old Trafford this evening to take on English rivals Manchester United. The competition offers the Gunners their last chance to win silverware this season and they’re taking no chances. That doesn’t mean manager Arsene Wenger is tempting United’s youth contingent with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile. He has a secret weapon in the form of Mexican Carlos Vela who was quarantined due to worries about swine flu.
Vela was recently allowed to rejoin his Arsenal teammates in training after fears of swine flu infection lead to his ban from training. He was visited by several friends from Mexico which lead to fears of swine flu infection. Teabagging Wayne Rooney might be a bit obvious. Don’t be surprised to see Vela attempt to spoon Ronaldo and cough in his face during one of his many dives.
The Scarpar is a creation of some insane aussies who thought that sticking some tank like treads on a skateboard and hooking a motor up to it would be awesome. Well, turns out, they were right and it is pretty damn awesome. This thing can go anywhere except on water, well liquid water that is, not the frozen stuff. Off road, on road, hills, logs, snow, its your freakin skateboard for the next generation. It is…dare we say it…EXTREME SKATEBOARDING! Or somethin. Here’s some video if it in action. Watch it…IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT. ARRRRRGH!
