Free O’s ticket on your birthday, hon. The offer’s no good if the Orioles are getting molested by the Yankees or Red Sox. The team doesn’t have a choice. Yankees and Red Sox fans will probably be sitting in your birthday seats talking shit if they’re not hanging over the bullpen area screaming at their relief pitchers. Baseball season in Charm City. I barely remember how Orioles Magic feels.
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