What’s the new hotness in Cleveland besides burning rivers and Mankok? It’s the newest drinking game to take the Buckeye state by storm. All you need is a Cleveland Cavaliers television broadcast and a case of your favorite macrobrew. In no time, you too can be taking pictures of your cock by halftime like our friend Adriano above.

Cavs analyst Austin Carr has inspired a new drinking game among Cavs fans based on various catchphrases he uses during games. Participants drink every time he drops a catchphrase. It’s as simple as that.

So James isn’t LeBron, he’s the “L- train!”

For a slam dunk, (fill in Cavs player here) “throws the hammer down!”

When an opponent’s shot is swat ted away, viewers can count on Carr’s enthusiastic, “Get that weak stuff outta here!”

Fans of other teams can easily adapt this to their favorite announcer or analyst. Wizards fans could drink everytime Steve Buckhantz drops “Dagger!” although this season, they could end up as sober as they started. Nets fans can drink every time Marv drops a “Yes!”. You get the picture.

Instead of being offended by the game, Carr is honored to have a drinking game in his honor.

“…My kids told me about reading it on the Internet,” Carr said. “I consider it an honor that people think it’s worthy of being noticed, that they feel it’s worthy of having fun with.”

Vin Baker and Charles Barkley can’t wait to get in on the fun.

Hand it to Marty Turco. This is one hell of a save whether it was an optical illusion or not.

We’ll just call it a great save and leave it at that.

Michael Phelps might want to take a trip to the free clinic after reading this. All you Beirut players may want to think about rocking dental dams the next time you get up on that table. This just in from the CDC. “Unprotected beer pong play is nearly as dangerous as unprotected sex.”

Beer pong aficionados can pick up random diseases such as the flu, mono and a lil’ thang called herpes. Our intrepid Daily Collegian reporter says chances are fairly slim that the diseases will be caught but “it is not impossble”. Sounds like she has a different opinion than the experts at the CDC. I’m going with the college reporter. I like her odds better.

Photo: Boosh Magazine

How are rappers dealing with the recession?

“I just bought 4 or 5 brand new black cars and only because I felt like the haters thought I was doing bad or something. Now it looks like a funeral when I pull up. They just saw me being humble, I’m a real humble dude. You know I live by my needs, I don’t really live outside of my needs.”

Times are ill, playboy.

It’s nice to see that Jens Lehmann is continuing the tradition of German dickhead keepers. Oliver Kahn would be proud if he wasn’t busy being pissed at losing his national team spot and being an asshole to everyone around him.

Kahn was pissed that Khalid “Cannibal” Boulahrouz (Chelsea reject) didn’t listen to him during a UEFA Cup match against St. Petersburg. Instead of simply yelling at him like a normal keeper, he grabbed his headband and threw it behind the goal. That’ll learn him.

Maybe Lehmann realized he should toss the gear of opposing players. He didn’t have long to wait for his second chance. On Saturday, Hoffenheim’s Sejad Salihovic lost his shoe during play against Stuttgart. Lehmann picked it up and instead of giving it back to Salihovic, he threw it behind him and it landed on top of the goal.

Of course, Lehmann showed remorse after the Hoffenheim incident.

“I can only say for myself that in 20 years I never seriously injured a player and that I again have to deal with cheap comments by people who think they can make the headlines by using my name,” the 39-year-old Lehmann told Monday’s Bild newspaper.

Stay classy, douchebag.

We have to apologize for the background music on both videos. These were the only videos we could find. I think I’d almost prefer “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” or “Afternoon Delight”.