Cole Hamels and the Phillies are not impressed with the Mets’ signings Francisco Rodriguez and JJ Putz. Welcome to Philadelphia, Chan Ho Park. Park signed a one year deal with the Phillies that could bring him about $5 million with bonuses.

The Phillies first signed 36 year old Raúl Ibáñez and now they’ve matched the Mets with the signing of journeyman Park. The former Dodger had a 3.40 ERA and 5 starts over 95 innings. Philly’s status as world fucking champions (NSFW language if you can’t guess) and his belief that he would come in as a starter convinced Park to choose Philly over other suitors but it’s hard to believe that would be a regular in the rotation.

Park will probably be more useful coming out of the bullpen and of course for situations such as the following:

What Mets player will run away from a fight this year when Park unleashes his signature flying scissors kick at him?

Yes, the music and leadup are awful. It’s not Linkin Park rap/rock or “Here Comes The Boom” but still, forgiveness please.

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