Cristiano Ronaldo Is The Pits. Get It?
It’s not easy being cheesy. It’s actually hard work but if there’s one guy who will go all out, it’s Cristiano Ronaldo. Whether it’s rocking the short shorts, the pastels or the cheesedick accessories like the murse (man purse), he puts in work like Kool Moe Dee. Most times he maintains his cool but sometimes like all of us, the strain can get to him. Good thing his Manchester United teammates have his back.
Team-mates filled his training room locker with cans of deodorant and aftershave when the Manchester United ace was pictured by the Mirror sweating through a jacket on a night out.
Ex-United striker Brian McClair, now its youth academy director revealed: “As he is never one for getting to training early, he found this picture copied all over the dressing-room. When he opened his locker, all the deodorants and perfumes fell out. He was not amused!”
Oh the hilarity! He probably went straight for the perfumes and left the deodorants where he found them. That wasn’t the best move as Gary Neville tried to eat them later thinking that they were vanilla push pops.
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