Hopefully you’re in a food coma or drinking yourself into Bolivian. We weren’t going to post anything until Monday but our visual palates need to be cleansed after that disaster of a halftime show imposed on us during the Seahawks-Cowboys game by the NFL. Blind rage barely begins to describe the feeling running through me as I watched a bunch of screaming girls cheer on the Jonas Brothers. This is how post office and factory shootings start. I couldn’t find the remote so I started hoping that my face would melt like Toht’s in Raiders of the Lost Ark. No such luck. I was left shaking my fist with impotent rage. Not that I’m impotent, ladies. I’m all man. Please believe me!
You, my friend, could use some fun after the unpleasantness. Big fun. This video brilliance should help you start coping with what took place this afternoon at Texas Stadium. Don’t forget it. Never forget it. Santayana was right. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. There are so many reasons why this video is amazing. Try Telly Savalas, smoking and Howard Cosell for starters.
For the hundredth time, someone needs to put us on to where we can get some Players Club cards.
College football scholarship? Interesting. I’ll see that and raise you motorcycle school. Top-rated college football recruit turns back on offers from schools such as Pitt and South Carolina to go to motorcycle school. “I used to love football, but I’m tired of it. I’ve got other interests now.”
Talk about ignant. For once, we’re not talking about Pacman. We talkin’ Floyd “Money” Mayweather, playboy. The temporarily retired boxer learned one or two things from the clusterfuck that was Black Super Bowl weekend in Vegas when Pacman and his crew shot up the club when making it rain went wrong.
Sandra Rose has footage of Mayweather making it rain in an Atlanta nightclub. “Floyd Mayweather emptied two Louis Vuitton bags full of cash into the crowd at a packed Dreamz nightclub in Atlanta last night. The IRS estimates about $30,000 was thrown.”
At least Money knew better than to carry the bills in garbage bags. Fortunately for the ladies, no one’s head was bounced off the stage. He was scheduled to drop $100K with Lil’ Jermaine Dupri the following night at Pure. He did his part by raining $50,000 on the crowd. Unfortunately we don’t have video of that.
Time to cleanse the athletic palate after that “ignance”. Someone might want to tell LeBron James to talk to Tracy McGrady about getting involved. Ira Newble didn’t have much luck but maybe McGrady can do better.
The Daily News has an interesting piece about McGrady’s visit to Darfur where he was able to get a first-hand view of the effects of genocide. He followed up his visit with an initiative to link American and African schools and “modernize education in war zones”.
It’s great to see ballers getting involved whether it’s in their community or other places of need instead of thinking “the Chinese buy shoes too”. Maybe we’ll cut T-Mac some slack the next time he gets injured which should be right about…..now. We kid. We kid. Here’s some video of him discussing his initiative.
Incidentally, LeBron said the criticism of him for not signing Newble’s letter to the Chinese government was unwarranted. He said he was going to get the word out about the Darfur situation after learning more about it. Don’t wait up. If it’s not the shoe companies, it’s the NBA keeping dissent down. Just ask Etan Thomas and Craig Hodges.
Someone shouldn’t be forced to become a spokesman and activist for every injustice out there because of their prominence but there’s a big difference between being outspoken and signing a letter. The people around LeBron do him no favors by telling him to keep his head down in the sand. There is a balance that can be achieved in protecting one’s financial interests and taking a stand where the right side is clear. There are also many ways to take a stand or make a statement without being in the forefront of an issue if there’s a great deal at stake personally or financially. He’s still young. Hopefully he’ll figure that out sooner than later.
You could call this a professional version of Pros vs. Joes where the pros and joes join forces and takes on the Philadelphia Eagles. It’s unlikely Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb are going to catch a break the rest of the season especially if they keep finding new and pathetic ways to lose. It’s becoming more likely by the week that this could be McNabb’s last season in an Eagles uniform. One also has to question that job status of Reid whose playcalling in recent games could only be rivaled by Rich Kotite and Jerry Glanville.
Former Eagle great Vai Sikahema let Reid have it like Jose Canseco over the benching of McNabb. He equated the benching to a break up by text message. Don’t ask Boris Becker about that. He’s still sore.
“…Getting benched at halftime isn’t the same as dissolving a marriage, but in football terms, it’s often the first step to a final separation.”
No doubt about that. Even if McNabb finishes the season, it’s hard to see him coming back into the same situation or a new system with a new coach. He needs a fresh start. In the meantime, the least Reid could do is respect the guy who has given his body for the cause as Sikahema says.
Not everyone feels for McNabb like the Goalpost Killer. Joe the NFL Bust couldn’t wait to throw his former QB under the bus. Freddie Mitchell better known to you and me as FredEx blames McNabb for the Disaster At The Linc. He refused to answer questions about McNabb directly but made it clear that he thinks Reid is an “amazing coach” and McNabb is to blame for all the Eagles’ problems and his own failures in football.
Did he see this coming, specifically with McNabb?
“Well I mean, when you’re in that environment and you see the intricacies of what’s going on and the plays and stuff like that and what’s not being produced, it was hard for me not to say something. … My situation was pretty bad because I had to pick… go for what was wrong or go for what was right…T.O., a lot of people don’t like him but he was totally in the right.”
Did Reid coddle McNabb too much?
“There was a lot of breast milk out there.”
Mitchell continued and said that if a choice has to be made between McNabb and Reid, Reid should be retained. Of course there’s no mention of Reid’s brilliant 4th and short calls. He also claims that McNabb was to blame for their lack of a relationship and his lack of improvement as a receiver.
Sheil Kapadia has more bitching and conspiracy theories from FredEx’s radio interview such as he and Barry Bonds are blackballed martyrs. Everyone else thinks he should be playing even though he never did anything when he did. He calls T.O., Corell Buckhalter and Brian Westbrook every week. It probably hasn’t crossed his mind that they tell him that he should be playing so he’ll get off the phone faster if they accidentally answer. Maybe he should form a support group with all the mediocre receivers from the McNabb era. They can sit around, drink coffee and complain how it’s his fault they aren’t in the NFL or Hall of Fame.
“I sent a person off for violent conduct and he’s taken exception to that. He didn’t like it. I showed the red card, turned away and suddenly ‘bump’ I am on the floor.”
Bump? More like you got knocked the fuck out. Referee Andy Parker got way more than he bargained for when he sent St. Andrews FC midfielder Joey Bar..I mean Joe Preston off with a red card. Preston left the field only to come back on and knock Parker unconscious with a punch that broke his jaw.
Preston was suspended by the local FA branch and the police are looking into the incident.
St Andrews joint manager Darren Bradley said: “We don’t condone Joe’s actions and he will never play for the club again after this, but he is completely gutted and he can’t believe what he did.
“I think the whole place was stunned. The lad was genuinely distraught.
“He’s had a lot of pressure on his mind. What I do know is that he’s taken himself to the doctor to get help with anger management.”
Pressure on his mind? It’s not David Bowie’s best song but it’s certainly not his worst. It’s definitely not bad enough to make one resort to violence. Now Live and the Barenaked Ladies will make a man go berzerker.
Preston, to his credit if you can say that, gave an apology that would make Michael Vick proud.
“The referee didn’t deserve what happened to him. I had no right to do what I did. I am writing him a letter apologising for my action.
“I don’t think I could tell him face to face, as I am ashamed of myself. He was just doing his job and I was completely out of order.”
Woof woof. I bet Preston didn’t grab Parker’s hair when he punched him. That’s for bitch ass Patriots.
Who ya got? Daily News or the Post? It’s ragtime at the Deuce. Which one do you believe and which one of his ladies is on the rag?
The Daily News is reporting that A-Rod’s in danger of getting kicked to the curb because he’s not interested in becoming a super Jew. Skeletor’s pissed because he blew off an introductory Kabbalah class.
“This is certainly off-putting to Madonna,” said the source.
If he had any sense, he’d run before it was too late. However if you listen to the Post, the only thing he’s running away from are his kids.
Page Six reports (and we use the term lightly) that A-Rod is blowing off his kids to spend Thanksgiving with Skeletor and her horde. He’s hosting her and her kids at his place. When reached for comment, Travis Henry asked, “What the problem is?”. Needless to say, his ex Cynthia is pissed.
To be a fly on the wall when Madonna throws the turkey at him for not being Kabbalah-approved and calls him a soft-ass bitch while she’s railing him like a champ. It’s not good to cry in front of the kids. They’ll never respect him. Hopefully he’ll invite Menudo to the dinner as well. Wait until they get the roofie turkey.
I was going to write more but I’m already bored with this story. I can only imagine what all five readers are thinking.
Barry Bonds isn’t too radioactive for everyone. He’s still good enough to drop Canadian Whitetail and sell guns for Christensen Arms which specializes in carbon barreled rifles. The company has also been “a bright star in the onslaught of outdoor television programming”. Rifles will certainly help with any onslaught.
I don’t get the big deal about hunting but I’ve never done it. Bonds says the hunt “gets his blood pumping”. I know what else gets his blood pumping. Poetry. He hearts it. What did you think I was going to say?
When a federal grand jury in San Francisco indicted Bonds last year on perjury and obstruction of justice charges for allegedly lying about steroids use, Bonds wasn’t around – he was off hunting in Colorado.
Hopefully we’ll get footage of him doing some big game hunting in Africa. Maybe I should approach Christensen with my idea for big game skeet shooting. Imagine being in Tanganyika or Rhodesia and shooting at elephants, rhinos and other large mammals shot out of a cannon while yelling “Pull!” and wearing a pith helmet. It doesn’t get much better than that, old man.
