Larry Johnson Is Free To Keep His Pimp Hand Strong
Where to start with LJ. This post was going to be all about the reasons for his suspension yesterday but we can hardly keep up with his woman abusing ways. Let’s deal with the suspension then get to his latest incident. Maybe we’ll also discuss how I forgot to bench LJ in my fantasy league this week.
The Kansas City Star reported that LJ was suspended for continually showing up late and missing team meetings. It had nothing to do with the February incident where he pushed a woman down in da club. Apparently beating down women doesn’t warrant a suspension in Herm Edwards book but don’t you show up late for one of his meetings. How else will you will learn how to blow a game?
Several outlets are reporting that LJ was involved in another nightclub incident over the Chiefs’ bye week with another woman. Mike Florio says sources claim that he spit on the woman. Maybe he should get some credit for restraint since he didn’t use his hands.
All reports say that the NFL will suspend Johnson. The only question is how long. Maybe Carl Peterson figured he could take the Jerry Jones approach by pretending there was nothing to see. Fail. Don’t they realize that he’ll have even more time to cruise the clubs and find new ways to abuse women? There is an upside to his pending suspension. Fantasy owners including myself will be spared the agony and stress of not knowing which LJ is going to show up week to week. How can he go 22, 121, 198 then 2? That’s bullshit.
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