Everywhere We Go,They Say Damn. Maurice Simmons is F**king Up The Program
To a kid lookin’ up ta me,
Life ain’t nuthin’ but bitches and money.
USC recruit Maurice Simmons takes those words to heart. Too bad he didn’t realize the bitches and money were at USC and not on some street in (Where you from, fool?) Compton.
Simmons and a codefendant were found guilty of felony robbery, assault with a firearm and a misdemeanor for allowing someone to have a gun in his car. The two jacked a man on a Compton street. Simmons didn’t hold the gun but it was found in his car along with the victim’s possessions.
The linebacker recruit hasn’t been admitted yet and now it looks as though he’s got no chance in hell. Pete Carroll should look at Simmons as an opportunity to stay close to #1 Georgia. The more delinquents on a college football team, the better it does. It’s been scientifically proven by the American Academy of Sciences, RAND, CERN, Cal Tech, MIT, SAIC and your moms. It also helps if one of your program’s biggest backers is a rapper. See Miami. Doo Doo Brown!! (Maybe NSFW, uncensored version – Turn volume down)
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