Constitutional Vol. "Half-Arse"
Usually Chimp handles the Constitutional and keeps it blog heavy. However I didn’t get a chance to hit everything I wanted this morning so here are some links. I promise Chimp will be back with a legit, blog-lovin’ Constitutional next week.
Barcelona/Argentina winger Lionel Messi is dating Argentina’s 2006 World Cup mascot and she could very well be a he. (Probably NSFW – The essentials are covered up but not by much)
Mmmm statutory crepe. Different area code rule goes for statutory rape and possession of kiddie porn? If you’re a diplomat, it do.
Jason Whitlock throws Sunday Night Football under the bus. Does that qualify as bus-on-bus crime? He’s right however I’m not so sure about the “interest” reason. We might dig a little deeper into this over the weekend or more likely on Monday.
Spare some change for Chris Henry?
Hopefully there are double knockouts in every fight.
Filed under: Argentina • Barcelona • Boxing • Chris Henry • Constitutional • Crime • Douchebaggery • Jason Whitlock • Lionel Messi • Soccer • Sunday Night Football • What I Thought Was A Bitch Was Nothing But A Man
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