Donnie Walsh and the Knicks are hedging their bets and praying to Jesus, Buddha and Allah that Stephon Marbury won’t be a problem this upcoming season. Don’t count on it.

Perhaps an Aztec or Mayan sacrifice would do the trick. Here’s a thought. Use Starbury for the sacrifice. If that’s too messy, pour BBQ and hot sauce on him and let Eddy Curry eat him like a boa on a small mammal. He must have a detachable jaw. Problem solved either way. A salary cap hit is a small price to pay for peace of mind.

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