Two Tons Of Fun
Saturday, March 15th, 2008 at
9:01 pm
Usually we’re saying watch out for the big girl when we say two tons of fun but Boston pitchers work too. When Schilling comes off the DL, the post-game buffet may start crying.
Filed under: All You Can Eat • Baltimore Club Music • Bartolo Colon • Baseball • Boston Red Sox • Curt Schilling • Josh Beckett • The Fat Boys
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I actually saw Bartolo Colon at a PF Chang’s about two years ago while at lunch. He was with his entourage, which included one sidekick, and one exceptionally hot hoochie.
The guy seemed kinda sleepy, like a big, dumb Malamute in Tuscon after a couple of tranquilizer darts. And the whole time I was thinking: man someone contact Linus van Pelt, I think I know where the Great Pumpkin is.