Goldie’s looking for a Dynamo in Houston.

The geeks over at the University Of Freiburg in Germany have created the ultimate Foosball opponent, a machine. Sorta like the Deep Blue of Foosball, the KiRo is constructed of several motors attached to the foosball table rods which are connected to the electronic control system and guided by a camera that continually scans the table surface for ball movement and player position and movement. The computer follows the ball’s movement and speed and choses the best possible move based upon the speed, trajectory and position of all the foosball guys in the ball’s path.

At this moment the machine has won 85% of its games against casual players, but the nerds at the school are hoping to get that up high enough to bring it on against pro foosball players. Now that I have to see, not the robot against pros, but pro foosball players actually playing foosball.

Here in America, we have our own challenger already for the KiRo and thats the Foosbot by the American geeks at Illinois University -Urbana-Champaign. They claim their machine is completely undefeated, although I doubt that from watching the machine work. Want to watch the devastation that is the foosbot? I thought so, check it below, and turn down the volume unless you wanna hear a crappy nu metal soundtrack:

Foosball man picture by MattRubens
Foosball story by HobbyStop

Johnny Bench is being honored on a limited edition bottle of Makers Mark at Kentucky’s Turfway Park. 3000 of these bottles have been made to commemorate their Lanes End Stakes. The booze will go on sale March 14th and proceeds benefit the Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame and Museum and the Johnny Bench Scholarship Fund.

This should totally be a trend. I want more players to be on bottles of hooch for me to buy. Give me a Bret Boone bottle of Wild Turkey or the Bret Favre bottle of Sailor Jerry any day, i’ll pony up for that stuff. Boy, guys named Bret love the hooch don’t they?

From Local12

Your boys may not be able to swim anymore but that’s cool. Norway’s got your back even after you blow up the outside world. Yeah that was weak but anything for a Soundgarden video.

This video sucks but the sound is pretty good. Check out Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson on the same stage.

Good thing Wolfgang wasn’t alive yet. Michael might have claimed him as royalties. King me, Wolfie!