Look Ma, I Wash For Supper
Look Ma, no HIV! Tommy Morrison’s pretty selfish for not sharing his cure for HIV. I’m sure it involved some rum, chicken bones and a guy who calls himself Screwface. “Screwface give a thousand deaths worse than you!” I’m sure he’s cured. If he’s not, he’s going to spread some disease all over Leon, Mexico.
Morrison is going to fight in his second bout after being miraculously cured on the undercard of the Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.-Jose Celaya fight. He’s fighting some fool named Matt Weishaar from Kansas. The fight before them is between Juan Marichal’s cock and Little Jerry.
Promoter Bob Arum claims ignorance of Morrison’s addition to the fight.
“The fight happens to be in Mexico. It’s not like we’re doing the fight with Morrison to circumvent the rules,” Arum said. “If the fans want to see it, let ‘em do it. If you were going to watch the show, as I would to see this kid [Chavez] in his development against Celaya, who is a step up, I think that’s worthwhile doing. That’s why I am doing the show. But anyone who wasn’t going to buy it and now you decide to buy it just to see Tommy Morrison, you’re out of your mind.”
Sure whatever you say, guy.
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