Thursday, November 8, 2007

RCA Dome Security Guard Says The Colts Cheat

I know a few security guards and I find most of them all to be extremely reliable sources of knowledge. I've found out how the NFL was fixed, how you can always win you play the right slot machines the right way in the right places in Atlantic City, and how to get a woman to do exactly what you say whenever you want. Basically, I always trust what a security guard has to say, so I trust this man who says that the Colts actually do pipe in crowd noise at the RCA Dome.

WBZ Photojournalist Bryan Foley says an unidentified RCA Dome security guard told him Sunday that the Colts do enhance the crowd noise. The guard said:

"I don't know if you know this, but they actually pick up the crowd noise and pump it back through the P.A."
To further their case, apparent sonics expert, the aforementioned Bryan Foley (pictured right) himself says this:
He was covering the game for WBZ-TV and claims the noise in the RCA Dome was deafening when the Patriots had the ball.

"It was almost silent when the Colts had the ball," he said.
Well there you have it. Obviously the Indianapolis Colts cheat. A photographer and a security guard themselves have indisputable proof! Its certainly not possible the crowd was actually really loud and the fact that sound is trapped inside a dome makes it sound deafening. No...not at all. Get them on the fuckin bat-phone to Roger Goodell, STAT!

From WBZTV.com

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do beleive they turn the PA mic on the crowd. OH NOT St. Dungy but the owner who skipped town in the middle of the night and punched stadium staff in two cities might. I didn't see Bob Sanders kissing his bicep after the game, I guess the cameras missed that shot.

Anonymous said...

Sheesh...Bob Irsay, the owner you're talking about, has been dead for years. His son Jim is nothing like his old man...you need to keep up with the news...

Anonymous said...

Of course they cheat..How about turning up the heat in last year's AFC Championship game when half of the Patriots had the flu

Anonymous said...

I think the point is actually that the Colts can cheat all they want, they won't win. Turn up the heat. Pump the crowd noise. Everyone knows they cheat. The Pats could even tell them the plays. Even give them the lead until there's 4 minutes left.

There's just no point.

Anonymous said...

Wow what a bunch of bitches. You beat the Colts for years and say that they are never going to beat you. then they beat 3 times in three tries, even at foxboro where they probably turned down the temperature because half the Colts had a cold. Fans that are in the know cheer really loud when the other team has the ball, and then shuts the hell up when their team has it. It's not a phenomenon, it's it should be done.
Since the Colts didn't have 3 offensive starters this game and you barely pulled it out, see in Foxboro where we will literally pull the wool over your eyes and get called out for it! Morons.

Anonymous said...

This Colt fan is dreaming. The refs did everything they could to give you the game. The loud (enhanced) crowd noise made it impossible to Brady to change cadence to mess with the rushers allowing them to tee off to put pressure on. The Colts had every advantage and still couldn't win. None of these advantages will be around in Foxboro in January. And tell your phony, passive-aggressive coach to shup up.

Anonymous said...

How would you like me to tell my coach to "shup up"? Not sure how to do that. Ahh crap, are you video taping me right now? can you see me waving at you? Tell your cross dressing QB to go model some underwear. What a queer. He's gonna have his quarter inch of swinging fury up in Time's Square soon. Way to be a football player, sissy boy. I bet Ron Sanders gives him a wedgie next time they play!
And no one said that I was a Colts fan, but I haven't a team and it's fans complain more ever than the Pat's seem to be doing this year. You are 9-0 and still are bitching that someone is out to get you. Stop whining.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that there has ever been an advantage of being in Foxboro. Been there, sucks.

Anonymous said...

been there sucks? what are you 12? Its one of the nicest stadiums ya goof.

And Im not a Pats fan.

Colts homers are the worst

Anonymous said...

colts homers the worst. how about bill, biggest homer of all time, simmons? discussion over.

Anonymous said...

to the poster who's calling out the dude who wrote 'shup up.' you're no literary whiz yourself. call a grammarian; better yet, call your 8th grade teacher and learn some syntax to go with that side of hypocrisy you're tossing around. what i mean to say is you're a mess of letters and punctuation. jesus, man, get a hold of yourself.

Some Masshole said...

"then they beat 3 times in three tries, even at foxboro where they probably turned down the temperature because half the Colts had a cold."

How do you turn down the temperature in an outdoor stadium? The Pats didn't do that, God did it. At least the Colts' new joint will have a retractable roof. Playing outside is more fun.

PS - anyone mention that the Pats' Coach-to-QB communications mysteriously went down? I know, we do it all the time. I guess turnabout is fair play, or something.