In a new chapter in the life of Bobby Knight, it appears as if he is still a real bad shot when hunting, that or just a man who should never ever carry a loaded gun…or both. Two Texas residents are complaining that Knight hit them with bird shot in different incidents last month.

Mary Ann Chumley said she was struck on the foot by a stray pellet on Oct. 20 in an incident she characterized as an accident. She said Knight apologized for hunting too close to her barn and she forgave him.

Another resident near the dove field said the coach and another hunter returned the next day and one of them intentionally fired a shotgun in his direction.

James Simpson told Lubbock police he was struck on the neck and back by pellets after yelling at Knight and another man he believed were hunting too close to his house. Simpson’s backyard is about 100 yards from where Chumley was struck the previous day.

Bobby Knight’s reaction to these accusations was, at the very least, predictable

“That’s all been taken care of, that’s over with,” Knight said. “You haven’t heard anything from that guy for two weeks. That’s done. I got no comment on that whatsoever because that’s absolute [expletive.]“

Bobby Knight not listening to people? Bobby Knight getting upset when people tell him what to do? Bobby Knight getting mad at people for yelling at him? This is all brand new information! What isn’t brand new information is that Knight is not a good hunter, in 1999 he actually shot a friend of his in the shoulder and back with 16 pellets of a 20 gauge shotgun. How is this man still allowed to carry a gun? He’s shot at more people than OJ!

Quidditch is a game inspired by the Harry Potter books, which the Deuce has not read nor seen the films based off of, but is now being played by a few liberal arts schools (ie: stoners) here in the states. The Deuce is not even going to attempt describe this athletic event, Science Blog does a very good description of it in it’s blog, but watch here as a Vassar college student attempts to explain this game in preparation for its “World Cup” against Middlebury college. Dear God, what have we become as a society…

Sad that some people in the world are now making money off of the death of a young man, but this is still American last time I checked and on Ebay right now, if you do a search for Sean Taylor you will find all sorts of items now going for prices never before seen for his merchandise.

Some of the worst actually use the attack in their descriptions such as this autographed color photo signed by Sean Taylor starting at $138.50. Also is this action figure going up for sale for $150.00, but hey at least he says in the description he’s not trying to capitalize on the death, that must make it better when he discusses it in his description for sale. This trading card sale which describes his attack going for $28.50. This autographed photo going for $26.00 that actually uses a RIP 1983-2007 photo in its sale.

There are plenty of others for sure, it is pretty amazing what people will do to make a buck.

Tragic event for this young man, his family, the Redskins organization and the fans of the team. A needless loss of a special human being. Washington Post has a write up here. It is a sad day to be a Redskin & Redskins fan.

Update: Our commentary on the media’s depiction of Sean Taylor is here

England may blow donkey dick when it comes to soccer but when it comes to debauchery, there’s no team better equipped for success. The guys who brought you roasting now give you a night at the club sponsored by Chelsea winger Shaun Wright-Phillips.

The News of the World reports that England players threw down at Wright-Phillips’ birthday party which fell between crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers and all hell broke loose. The paper reported the following:

[England and Chelsea captain John] Terry being so drunk he URINATED on the floor and in a cup.

Another player begging two lapdancers for a THREESOME.

Some guests getting so drunk that they VOMITED on the floor.

An ugly SCUFFLE between Wright-Phillips and a female guest who dared to take his picture.

Terry, missing from action through a knee injury, BOUNCING up and down on his bad leg with dancers.

An unnamed top player on the national team got a blowjob then full on sex in the club basement while people walked on by.

“He was in a corridor where staff have their lockers behind the VIP area and you have to get to it by going through two doors. Obviously he had sneaked off hoping no one had seen him. He was p****d and didn’t give a monkey’s about anything. The girl gave him oral for ages and when I came back she was sitting in his lap having full sex.”

“They were grunting and bonking right in front of me. It’s incredible that this should be going on so close to England becoming the laughing stock of Europe by not qualifying.”

“Word got around they were there and several people came to have a look. One of the managers tried to get the player to stop but he was too gone.”

“The manager was so stunned all he could come up with was, ‘What are you doing to my chair?’”

Meanwhile, Terry, who had been out injured, was dancing around a stripper pole and letting the ladies know that his penis is a mountain. (Link to video)

“He went up to dance on stage with two lapdancers. He was wriggling his hips and trying to dance all sexy with the girls.”

“The pole-dancing area is up a couple of steps so everyone saw what was going on. He’s really going for it and you can see the girls, who were wearing tiny tops and hotpants, were loving it. He even appears to be pretending to rub his groin as he turns to face them at one point.”

“Certainly his movement is amazing. I’m surprised he was out so long with a knee injury because his dancing was pretty fast and furious.”

You’d think JT would have stopped there but he’s the captain and as a friend of mine says, “Go big or go home!”. He proceeded to piss all over the floor while trying to hit a plastic cup. Two other girls threw up on the floor after drinking too much Grey Goose and Moet.

Now that’s what we at the Deuce call maximum effort. You leave it all in the club by the time you walk out. Set an example for those other national sides who think they can hang. God save the queen? Nah playboy. God save anyone who tries to roll with England and doesn’t bring their A game.

Oh yeah, England lost 3-2 to Croatia the following Wednesday and were eliminated from the Euro 2008 finals.

Photo and video courtesy of News of the World.