Archive for November, 2007

This Car Will Invade Your Dreams

This car is awesome. Driving it is creator/artist William Burge at the Essen Motor Show 2007 in Essen, Germany. His “phantom” car started off as a 1968 Volkswagen Beetle, but he changed it up a little bit and created this monster out of it. I’m so inspired by this car that for more Deuce blog filler, I might have to have a badass car of the week. We’ll see if i can stick to that, we’ve seen what has happened to the random videos/photos of horrific violence.

Photo from AP Photo/Martin Meissner

The Knicks Are On And Poppin’


First off, let us say fuck the NFL for making it harder to watch football and trying to blame it on the cable companies. In spite of the bullshit they’re trying to pull against FCC chairman Kevin Martin, we actually sympathize with them when it comes to their fight with the NFL Network. Sympathizing with cable companies and Kevin Martin. What’s next? Feeling bad about Ian Smith’s passing?

We were forced to go to a drinking establishment to watch the Packers-Cowboys game at BW3′s last night. Yes, there’s a BW3 in New York. It got to the point where we were sitting at our table wearing a Packers construction hat and cheesehead trying to force feed ourselves more wings even though we couldn’t breathe. Fuck yeah.

Most people were focused on the football game when someone yelled, “Oh shit, check this shit out!” We turned around and looked at a small tv which had the Knicks-Celtics game on. The Knicks had 39 points towards the end of the 3rd quarter. After a moment of silence, our entire section fell over laughing and for a brief moment, Packers and Cowboys fans bonded.

The Knicks ended up losing 104-59 in the 3rd worst loss in franchise history. There’s really not much to say except that I’m beginning to love the Knicks. They have to keep this current setup together.

We’ll leave you with the words of Kevin Garnett talking about future Hall of Famer Starbury.

“Steph’s different from how he was in Minnesota,” Garnett said. “You just don’t come out and quit. You got to have a reason or someone has to make you quit.”

What Time Is It? Ray Time!


There’s been quite a bit of back and forth about the killing of Sean Taylor this past week. The Deuce has certainly had a lot to say about as have blowhards like Michael Wilbon and Len Shapiro. In our haste to find some sort of logic or explanation behind Taylor’s death, we seem to have forgotten where the focus should lie. Thankfully, we have Ray Lewis for that.

“I understand the magnitude of this game with the Patriots and everything coming in, but the bottom line is, I was more than a friend to Sean Taylor. I was someone he definitely looked up to, and bottom line, it’s unfortunate that situations happen like this. When they do happen like this, some things pull you away from everything else that everybody else wants you to worry about. This right here is life. It doesn’t change. Life is, once it’s gone, it’s gone.

“For me, as a man, there’s a lot that, as a man, I’m going through right now. That I have to ask God for my strength and my faith, to keep pushing on through life, and keep encouraging young men to do the right things here and there. To think about anything else, really, outside of trying to find a way to really deal with my personal feelings, I think it would be very selfish of me to even try to comment on anything without trying to create something that I probably would be making up.

“As a man, I would just ask for you guys, sympathy just to understand that right now is a very challenging time. Not just for me, for the University of Miami family, everybody. You don’t lose a 24-year old kid with that much promise in life like this, it makes you take a step back. For me, it made me take a huge, huge step back. To ask God, what is it that you want me to do, what is it that you want me to stop being selfish about, and things like that.

“If anything, the game is going to take care of itself. I’m just going to get through this weekend, hopefully help a lot of my teammates get through this week as well as a lot of the Hurricane family. We’re just going to go from there. “

I have an idea what you can stop being selfish about. Who’s this supposed to be about now? Oh yeah, what’s his face. I know who I want around when I suffer a personal loss.

“Yeah man, that’s some tough shit you’re going through and you gotta ask God about that but see man, I’m hungry and I gotta eat. My stomach is killing me. You gonna finish that? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Why don’t you ask me about how I’m doing? Brother, I feel pain too but I’m doing something about it. You should too.”

Ray Ray’s usually my boy but a little thought for Taylor’s family might be more appropriate at a time like this. I’m sure he has plenty of other people that look up to him like Ed Reed, OJ Simpson… Damn, I said I wouldn’t go there.

Oh I just got off the phone with God. I know what he wants you to do. He wants you to make better BBQ and rip Tom Brady’s dreamy head off on Monday night.

Wilbon and Shapiro Are Scum

I have read what the Washington Post’s Michael Wilbon and Len Shapiro have had to say about the tragic murder of Sean Taylor and I have to say, they are the lowest human beings known to mankind for their callous words about his death.

Michael Wilbon has already gone on record as twisting facts about Sean Taylor by saying:

I know how I feel about Taylor, and this latest news isn’t surprising in the least, not to me. Whether this incident is or isn’t random, Taylor grew up in a violent world, embraced it, claimed it, loved to run in it and refused to divorce himself from it. He ain’t the first and won’t be the last. We have no idea what happened, or if what we know now will be revised later. It’s sad, yes, but hardly surprising.

But Len Shapiro for the Washington Post took the cake by comparing Sean Taylor to Pacman Jones and Tank Johnson:

At the moment, it is far too soon to draw any conclusions as to how or why this tragedy occurred, why another young black man is now dead from a gunshot wound in his own home, why another athlete, Michael Vick, Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, and now Sean Taylor becomes headline news for all the wrong reasons… Still, could anyone honestly say they never saw this coming? You’d have to be blind not to consider Taylor’s checkered past.

I need to know how because he missed league meetings and conversations with his head coach is that a checkered past? I want to know how because Sean Taylor never was convicted of any crime, is Sean Taylor suddenly running with gangs and embracing a thug life? He once plead down to a no contest plea, that is not convicted or considered guilty, for supposedly chasing down people who stole his ATV with a gun. In other words, getting his property back. There is no mention of the prosecutor who was using this case as advertising for his evening DJ’ing gig. There is no mention that the ONLY other time that Sean Taylor had a run in with the law was a DUI which the judge himself threw out of court due to no basis for him being arrested. I need to know why if Sean Taylor hasn’t divorced himself from his past, has every one he knew, to a man, said that in the past 2 years, he has become a different and even better man than he was before.

Len Shapiro and Michael Wilbon do not know Sean Taylor any more than us fans here in Washington do. The reason for this is, he never talked to them, us, or any of the media, and the media as a whole does not like anyone who doesn’t talk to them. It has happened time and time again that if someone spurns the media, they turn on him and make that person into a bad guy, a rebel, because they do not fall in line and do what the others do.

Being a young black male, missing meetings and being charged but never being convicted of any crime is enough for the old school press to label him a gang banger or at the very least, running with the wrong crowd. Michael Wilbon does not know what crowd Sean Taylor ran with, he never spoke to him. His own coach said that he enjoyed Sean Taylor’s friends just yesterday in a public address, if nearly 70 year old Joe Gibbs likes his friends, then what kind of crowd must Sean Taylor run with? People say his past caught up with him and they are not surprised, but that is a faulty assumption based off of what they think his personal life entailed. The truth is, they have no idea.

The truth is, no one knows except himself, his family, close friends and a select few teammates that hung with him…and no one, not Michael Wilbon, not Len Shapiro, NO ONE, has ANY right to say anything disparaging about Sean Taylor personal life because anyone who does say anything bad has no idea what Sean Taylor was doing aside from football.

To label him a gangbanger, a thug, a guy who ran in the wrong circles, a guy who “ran in a violent world, embraced it, claimed it” is a fallacy based off of what you assume he did because he was a young black man who did not always follow the establishment’s rules. Anyone who labels him any of this must be as threatened by him as wide-receivers who would not cross the middle of the field while he was around.

To the fans, he signed every autograph, he talked and smiled to them. To his friends, he was a happy, friendly guy they wanted to hang around. To his teammates he was a leader and a player who’s work ethic was to be admired. To his family, he was a loving father, son, brother, and partner. Not a single person has had anything bad to say about him besides the media, as indicative of Michael Wilbon and Len Shapiro of the Post. What does that say more for the media and the establishment/corporate America than Sean Taylor?

It is a sad indictment indeed. I once was a great fan of the writings of both those Washington Post scribes, but I fear both have lost a great level of respect with me for their words against a great Washington Redskin that was portrayed by the media as a bad guy, but was really a quiet misunderstood man who never cared enough about the media to change their view of him. Their view of him didn’t matter, the fans knew, and he was just a man who just wanted to play football the right way and raise his child as best he could.

His former teammate and friend Ryan Clark said it best in the Redskins Insider yesterday:

“Every time they show something about [t]his they show his legalities and things like that, but that’s not who he was,” Clark said. “it paints a picture like he lived a certain way, so he deserved to go a certain way. But he was a good man and good talent who had become a great man, and I’m said all the people want to focus on is the negative. He was a 24-year-old kid, a brother and a father who passed away.

Shame on you Michael Wilbon, Len Shapiro and anyone else in the media that is using this tragic event to help your career and to get on television more while misconstruing facts to further stereotypes, assumptions and generalizations about a man you knew nothing about. Shame on you all for murdering Sean Taylor again in the media. I am not a praying man, but I pray for your souls.

Portland Hockey Throws Out New Record

The Portland Winterhawks, a Western Hockey League team, have made history on the ice in a new fashion. The have set a record for most stuffed animals thrown on the ice. The fans at the arena threw a reported 20,372 stuffed animals onto the rink after what they thought was their first goal of the season. Sadly, the goal was disallowed. The great news is those 20,372 stuffed toys are all being donated to charity for the team’s 10th Annual Teddy Bear toss. Just a nice feel good story for you all. Here’s the video of the bears getting thrown. Enjoy