Troy Brown And The Pats Think You’re A Part-Time Sucka
Test your Bingo skills against super bowl champion Troy Brown and his New England Patriot teammates for the chance to win $10,000 in prize money!
WR Troy Brown is sponsoring a Celebrity Bingo Tournament at Gillette Stadium along with some Patriots teammates.
Negro is you crazy? You must think I was born yesterday. This ain’t right. I could see Rodney Harrison or Construda doing this but not Troy Brown. If you think this bingo they speak of is going to be on the level, think again. Why would they have it on a football field instead of in a bingo hall, casino or club? You know they’re going to rig the balls and have cameras on all the cards.
Watch serial impregnator Tom Brady win every time while Belichek stands in the owner’s box in his hoodie rubbing his hands together and saying “Excellent”.
Oh don’t expect any transportation to the stadium. You have to get there yourself. Some prize. Just pray you have enough gas to get away in case Brady tries to impregnate you. Then again, you could get child support.
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