Archive for October, 2007

Eviscerated!

What the Patriots did to the Washington Redskins last night was the worst loss I have ever seen in all my years of Redskins fandom. Think thats a stretch? The last time they lost near that bad was in 1961 when the Giants beat them 53-0.

It got so bad for me, the Redskins fan, that Cowboys fans at the sports bar I was at were actually cheering on the team that throttled them 48-27 just two weeks ago. That is some crazy shit right there and only confirms my belief that Cowboys fans are the single worst fans in sports. Yes, worse than Eagles fans…although it ain’t by much.

Did the Patriots run up the score? Lets see, final score was 52-7…you damn right they ran up the score. New England went for it on 4th down, twice, while up over 30 points to the Redskins and they never stopped passing the ball. Think the Patriots care? Nope. “…we don’t care,” Patriots’ receiver Donte Stallworth said after the game.

Now I am not going to whine about how big bad Bill Belichick shouldn’t have done this or that nor will I complain about these random, ongoing, headset problems that seem to happen at Gillette…I am just going to say this:

Do not anger the Football Gods, New England Patriots. The Gods of the Football do not like taunting. Egos large and small have been crushed by the Football Gods. What Belichick, Brady, Moss and the entire organization are in danger of is thinking that they are bigger than the game. A beatdown of that magnitude signifies it. They don’t care, they say. Its all about the Patriots right now and karma is a bitch whore.

So, on this day, congratulations Patriots and Patriot fans, you are still undefeated. You seem to have the single most complete team since the salary cap was instituted. Nothing seems like it can stop you…until the Football Gods inevitably intervene.

Lets just hope the injury bug that has seemed to miss this team does not strike anytime soon…and isn’t brought upon by a “Bounty Bowl” III in the future.

Only Run When Chased

Here are a few videos showing how Red Sox fans celebrate a championship when their team wins it out in Colorado.


Where are they running? Why??


Why chant Yankees suck? You beat the Rockies dummies!


Yes, jumping off street lamps, that is good safe fun.

Also see Sawks fans we’re glad we wont have to see for another 5 months

Red Sox Win World Series Again in Sweep

Thank God its over…now we have a break of 5 months or so until we have to see

These tits again; or

This fucktard brat again; or
This fucking weirdo again; or

These assholes at every bar in America again; or

This asshole at every ballgame in America; or

This pair of Hollywood douchebags at a sporting event again; or

Him…fucking Dane fucking Cook.

Red Sox “Nation”…you should be proud? Congratufuckinglations.

Oh No Now My Pants Are Chafing Me

If your vicar tells you to take off your pants and cough, you might want to get a second opinion.

You can never accuse the church of not learning its lesson. After taking a public beatdown over child abuse allegations, the men of the cloth realized that they had to change tactics if they wanted to get their rocks off outside of the seminary. The answer? Sports medicine.

Rick Nash Is Better Than You

Check out Rick Nash’s shot between the legs during last night’s game between the Blue Jackets and Blues. I keep forgetting there’s a team called the Blue Jackets. That’s Georgia Tech’s team, right?