If blog hater Sam Smith is right, Kobe Bryant might need to load up on Dockers and start wearing his work ID around his neck even when he’s not at work.
Smith reports that Kobe Bryant could move to the Washington Wizards with Agent Zero moving the other way. Most seem to think that a move to the Bulls is inevitable but an unnamed GM familiar with the Bryant talks thinks a Lakers-Wizards trade could happen.
This seems like a long shot as a one for one trade would be highly unlikely. Smith notes that the Lakers would also want a power forward which the Wizards don’t have. Bryant also has a no-trade clause and hasn’t expressed any interest in going to DC.
Arenas is talking about opting out of his contract after this season. He’s from Los Angeles and has become a star, one of the league’s highest-scoring players and an engaging personality who would embrace the Hollywood scene. He would meet the Lakers’ demands for an All-Star player if they trade Bryant.
On the other hand, Bryant would find it hard to go from hanging at Teddy’s to kicking it with the douchebags at Lauriol Plaza. I just don’t see Kobe dropping $21,000 on jello shots at Millie and Al’s. However the upside for Vanessa Bryant would be the less rapetastic nature of the city. No worries about Kobe getting into trouble for that anymore.
The only fraud that was committed was me thinking that I knew what it was like… that I really understood what it was like to be married, and I really didn’t.
The assclown says not so fast my friend. The other fraud was fronting like you were a Tenneesee fan when you are really a Florida fan.
The only thing worse than being a loser is being a two time loser. We’re not ones to make fun of family strife … unless sports are involved. Kenny Chesney bought into the Renee Zellweger hype and lost. Instead of learning his lesson, he decided to double up and go all in on Tim Tebow. The Georgia Bulldogs would like to thank Chesney for his interest in the Florida Gators and wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors. The Tennessee Vols wish he was never born.
Such talk began in March after Chesney performed in Gainesville, Fla., the home of the University of Florida Gators, one of the University of Tennessee’s fiercest Southeastern Conference rivals. At a concert there, Gator football fans came up on stage and put their team’s helmet on Chesney’s head.
With the helmet firmly in place, Chesney continued to entertain the crowd, who loved the sight of seeing their favorite country music star wearing the symbol of their pride.
Local fan anger was raised again in September when Chesney attended this year’s Vols-Gator game in Gainesville, which the Vols lost, 59-20. There, he was spotted mingling with Florida supporters and seen posing for photographs with cheerleaders and the mascot for the Gators.
Chesney’s lifetime loyalty to the Vols is being questioned by Tenneesee fans who are furious about his fraternization with other SEC past and present greats like the ol’ ballcoach Steve Spurrier.
“He’s been to a lot of shows,” Chesney said. “So if anybody sees me and Steve down on the sidelines, me saying ‘hi’ (to him), don’t ask for my head on Monday morning on WIVK.”
At least he’s not rubbing shoulders with original Judas Nick Saban.
Joey Chestnut is on a mission this year, his mission is to bring all the competitive eating trophies back to the good ole US of A. In July, Chestnut won the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest, crushing his wounded opponent Takeru Kobayashi. On Sunday, Chestnut did it again. Joey Chestnut ate 103 sliders in 8 minutes at the Krystal Burgers Square Off, beating Kobayashi’s previous record of 97 set last year and pocketing a cool $10,000. Unfortunately, Kobayashi was unable to attend this year’s competition due to lingering pain in his jaw. Sucker.
Lets take a look at ALL of Chestnut’s gastronomical (ouch i know) records:
8.6 pounds Tempura Deep Fried Aspargus Spears in 10 min 7.5 lbs Buffalo Chicken Wings in 12 min 182 chicken wings in 30 min 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 min 212 chicken and vegetable gyoza in 10 min 6 lbs, 5 oz horseshoe sandwiches in 12 min 66 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs and Buns in 12 min 118 Jalapeno Poppers in 10 min 4.82 lbs Pizza Hut P’Zones in 6 min 8.4 pounds pork rib meat in 12 min 9 Pounds, 6 Ounces Smoked, Pulled Pork in 10 min 45 pulled pork sandwiches in 10 min 22.5 Waffle House Waffles (8 oz.) in 10 min
…and now this. Way to go Joey Chestnut. You are a true American hero. USA! USA! USA!
