Who Cares About Oden, Lebron Just Had Surgery!
Lebron James went in to have his vision corrected with some Lasik eye surgery last week and stop the freakin presses…Lebron will now be able to scorch the opposing D with 20/15 vision now. That’s right, his eyes are now superhuman. He can see like a freakin eagle! Talk about performance enhancement, this is worse than the urban legend that Tommy John surgery actually makes your arm stronger because his eyes are now not just normal, they’re better than normal. Next maybe he’ll get some springs inserted into his legs to add another 6 inches to his vertical. Great news for Cavs fans out there, horrible news for the rest of the league.
He went to the same eye surgeon that Rip Hamilton went to, Dr. Kerry Assil of the Assil Eye Institute in Beverly Hills, California. Lebron must’ve caught one of Rip’s commercials for eye surgery while playing in the motor city one day and thought it was a solid idea.
From Detroit Free Press
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