I am so psyched about the Redskins new safety tandem of #21 Sean Taylor and #30 LaRon Landry, I had to make a t-shirt about ‘em. Check it out at our t-shirt store by visiting the link on the sidebar or click the picture. Got a couple color variations on this design there…it’s is by no means original, just my take on the burgeoning nickname for the dynamic duo. GO SKINS!
For those sports fans who have a couple hundred dollars to spend on something as trivial as a pair of cufflinks, there is now a cufflink for you. You can now buy cufflinks that are actually made from old wooden seats discarded from old stadiums. Red Envelope is selling cufflinks made from seats at RFK, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, Fenway Park, Dodger Stadium or Busch Stadium.
Christ…the first asshat that purchases this and shows them off around me gets a swift punch to their gut. Why not keep the seat intact and sell those off? I guess you couldnt get nearly enough value for the seat as a whole than if you broke it up into tiny chunks and stuck pins on it. I mean, a seat now can probably be broken up into a couple hundred chunks and sold as this crap while netting like around $40,000 total a freaking seat! There’s a sucker born every minute folks…don’t be that guy.
If you remember the very painful faceplant video we debuted here on the Deuce, then really, you should really wonder why someone else would want to do such a thing. I never thought I’d ever see this done again. WHY DO PEOPLE NOT WANT THEIR TEETH?
Time again for the not so regular link dump. We’re not very good at keeping schedules, so enjoy what those who can blog much more often than we can have to offer…Welcome to the Constitutional.
Injury Rate wants to win a basketball court as bad as Miss South Carolina did the Miss Teen USA. 100% Injury Rate
Controversy with the AFL and local news media gets better and better. With Malice…
Devin Hester hurts himself doing something he has no idea how to do. FAIL! Shakedown Sports
Serena Williams thinks people care about her…titles. YOU BEEN BLINDED
Liston writes one of the most creative blog posts about the Little League World Series Ever. (If I wasnt so lazy, I would’ve devoted a Constitutional just to this). Introducing Liston
I thought that Adam Archuleta was a lucky man for getting paid over 6 million dollars for riding the pine for half a season with the Redskins last year. Turns out I was only partly right. He is not only rich from doing absolutely nothing to earn that money but he is also dating former Playmate model Jennifer Walcott (VERY NSFW LINK FOR MORE PICS) pictured here.
Aurora Police Lt. Brian Olsen said Diaz e-mailed Walcott through a link on her MySpace page [note: more awesome pics on there too, kinda SFW] The e-mails were traced to his home computer, said Olsen, who added that Diaz had threatened to attack Walcott but did not give a motive.
“He’s just being verbally abusive and threatening her with bodily harm,” Olsen said.
That is a damn shame really, a beauty like Walcott shouldn’t have to deal with threats of physical violence…that really should be saved for her crap ass football player boyfriend who plays safety but cannot cover a leftover rump roast with reynolds wrap. Some guys have all the luck I guess, too bad it isn’t helping out his girl any.
If you want to read a bit of the stalker’s actual emails, go over to the always newsbreaking SportsByBrooks. He totally beat us to this…I hate having to work during the day…total “Hat Tip” to you dude.