The Orioles Want To Kill Their Fans
Starting July 12, for $35 in advance or $40 on game day, you can go to Camden Yards, get a seat in the club level and eat all the hot dogs, peanuts, popcorn, nachos, ice cream, soda and lemonade you want. The Orioles have obviously tried everything to change the perception of their team, spending 90 million dollars in salary, firing coaches left and right, but apparently the only way the perception of their team can improve is if they kill off all their fans and start anew. This new all you can eat program is a good start to do that. Stay tuned next week when Peter Angelos unleashes the bubonic plague in the stadium.
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