Comments on: Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 16:12:00 +0000

A Long Island will always cause me to make inappropriate gestures towards my female coworkers...

rename it the Harold Reynolds.

By: Prime

Prime — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:17:00 +0000

Actually, A ‘Brady Quinn’ is a green wine cooler. And thats not a joke, that is verified I-saw-his-ass-with-a-green-wine-cooler.

By: More Credible

More Credible — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:03:00 +0000

This shit is prime. Although Tebow's preferred drink is straight tequila shots (let's say I've hung out with him once or twice), how would you put together a Reggie Bush? Or Percy Harvin? Or a Matt Leinart (which you know that drink is guaranteed some ass).

Which gives me a joke.

What do you get when you go up to a bar and ask for "a Brady Quinn"?

A Zima.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:30:00 +0000

You forgot the Larry Bird

2 parts Gin 2 parts Skim Milk...

By: Doberman on the Diamond

Doberman on the Diamond — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:41:00 +0000

My Pepsi almost came out of my nose when I read the Amechi one. Fabulous.

By: James

James — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:56:00 +0000

Tim Tebow’s life is better than mine.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:19:00 +0000

Available in Portland bars: The Sam Bowie. Part Sambuca, part Drambuie. Believe me, you’ll wish you’d had a Michael Jordan instead.

By: Rupert Entwistle

Rupert Entwistle — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:14:00 +0000

Very nicely done.