Where My Dogs At
Yesterday the Deuce brought you the story of Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho holding it down for his dog, Gullit. He was willing to go to jail for his dog and like Henry Hill, he didn’t snitch. Paulie, The Lox, a Yorkshire Terrier, whatever. You think it don’t be like it is but it do.
Mourinho took one for the team but now Gullit is missing and Paddy Power is offering a reward for his safe return. They’re offering £500 for his return but it’s not a cash prize. The £500 is good towards a “free bet on Chelsea winning the FA Cup Final”.
At odds of 17/10 on Chelsea winning the FA Cup the £500 stake could be boosted to £1350 for the dog-finder.
Paddy Power is not only offering a reward but they’re also offering odds on where Gullit will be found.
Where Will The Mourinho’s Terrier Be Found?
4/1 On the Kings Road
8/1 Inside Jose’s manbag
10/1 Battersea Dog’s Home
12/1 Stamford Bridge
12/1 Paddy Power’s Kings Road shop
14/1 Chelsea’s training ground in Cobham
50/1 Wimbledon dog track
80/1 At Huddersfield Town’s Galpharm Stadium – Home of The Terriers
100/1 In the boot of Roman Abramovich’s car
100/1 In Alex Ferguson’s office
250/1 Playing with the Queen’s corgis at Buckingham Palace
500/1 London Zoo
500/1 Isle of Dogs
500/1 In a Damien Hirst exhibition
1000/1 In The FA Cup on Cup Final Day
This could be one of the most brilliant betting scenarios laid out in recent history.
Since we alluded to it…
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