The Case For Euthanasia
Poor Ted Johnson. It must be terrible to know that it’s only a matter of months until you’ll be thinking and talking like Merrill Hoge. It’s probably in his best interest to warn Vince Young that he’ll be sending him hate mail but he won’t know what he’ll be doing.
Ted should just enjoy his remaining years. The onset of early Alzheimer’s (also known as Merrill Hoge syndrome) will still allow him to be a productive member of society. In several years, his condition should advance to the point where he’ll be able to join the CBS pregame show team.
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