The Big Lead beat us to the Tom Cruise joke but thank Jebus for the one they call Rextacy.

The Sex Cannon could have sent a warm warning shot clear around the world but it only had to go as far as Spain to get a response. It looks like the Spice Boy got his message loud and clear.

Don’t get Rexy’s style twisted. He’s gonna take one for the team in order to lure Becks in close so he can bear down Chicago Bears style on Posh and show her his El train fueled by Gordon’s Gin. Ramming speed indeed.

Beckham Photo: The Big Lead
Grossman Photo: Deadspin

Be Sociable, Share!

Filed under: Chicago Bears • David Beckham • Real Madrid • Rex Grossman

Like this post? Subscribe to my RSS feed and get loads more!